BACON. DOS AND DONTS

6 GOOD PLACES TO PUT BACON:
*FRYING PAN
*NEAR EGGS
*A RESTAURANT
*PICNIC BASKET
*ZIPLOC BAG
*MOUTH

6 FUN THINGS TO DO WITH BACON:
*SMELL IT
*ARRANGE IT ON A PLATE, NEAR EGGS
*MAKE A BACON ROBOT
*ROAD TRIP
*NAP
*ARRANGE IT IN YOUR MOUTH

6 PLACES BACON DOES NOT BELONG:
*CHURCH
*DVD PLAYER (INSIDE, OR ON TOP)
*SIDEWALK
*NEAR A CHILD
*THE LOUVRE
*MASSACHUSETTS