NEVER, EVER LET YOUR GUARD DOWN

Terrorist squirrel taken down by brave old man with gun.

SHIFTY SQUIRREL

Thank god for BBC news... circa 2002...

YOUR NEW NUMBER ONE REASON TO VISIT BURNSVILLE, MINNESOTA

This hotel:

FantaSuite Hotels

Which is the best room? Totally subjective, of course. But I can't see how anyone could argue against the SPACE ODYSSEY room.

One of the "amenities" is NINTENDO.

Come on, nothing says "I love you" quite like blowing your boyfriend in a 10-sided spaceship bed while he plays video games and jams out to that AM/FM radio.

Life is GOOD...

(BONUS: It's handicapped accessible)

BLOGGIN' IS ALMOST AS GREAT AS GRILLED CHEESE, AND LESS GREAT THAN TACOS OR PEANUT BUTTER

After 4 straight hours of google-image-searching photos of half-eaten-grilled-cheese-sandwiches and chicks-chocoalte-syrup-blow-up-pool-wrestling, I concluded that I officially am enough of a loser with enough free time to blog the fuck out of the internet...